Đăng bởi: giaohoang | Tháng Mười Hai 15, 2006

Joke: Playing on words

A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately there is a pile of dog shit just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.

A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of shit, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink.
The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says,
“I just did that.”

The big guy punches him in the mouth.
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Teacher: “What is actually used as a conductor of electricity?

Johnny: “Why…er?”

Teacher: “Wire is right. Very good. Now tell me, what is the
unit of electrical power?”

Johnny: “The what?”

Teacher: “That’s absolutely correct, the watt. Now class, you
should all study diligently, like Johnny here.”

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