“In an interview this week Paris Hilton said she never discussed sex with her parents. She said she was too shy to ask them about it. In fact, everything she knows about sex she learned from watching her own video.”
Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives.
“My wife is mad at me again,” says the first.
“I was bombed at the bar across the street last night and she
came looking for me.”
“What’d you do?”
“I asked her for her phone number.”