Đăng bởi: giaohoang | Tháng Sáu 27, 2006

Oh Sh*t!

Oh Sh*t!
 

Shit may be the most powerful word in the English language. It’s definitely the most flexible!
 
For example:

You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
 
With little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
 
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, find shit, lose shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
 
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.

People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.

Some people know their shit while others can’t tell the difference between shit and Shinola.
 
There are luck shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit, chicken shit, ostrich shit, and goose shit.
 
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
 
You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
 
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
 
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don’t want any shit at all.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
 
Shit!

When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of communication.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anyone else’s.
 
 
From The Daily Dirty Newsletter

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