Đăng bởi: giaohoang | Tháng Ba 30, 2006

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY!

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY!
 
Good:  Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:  You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly:  Because your daughter borrowed them
 
Good:  Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:  You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly:  You’re in them
 
Good:  Your husband understands fashion
Bad:  He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly:  He looks better than you
 
Good:  Your son’s finally maturing
Bad:  He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly:  So are you
 
Good:  You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:  She keeps interrupting
Ugly:  With corrections
 
Good:  Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad:  She wants a divorce
Ugly:  She’s a lawyer
 
Good: The postman’s early
Bad:  He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly:  You gave him nothing for Christmas
 
Good:  Your daughter got a new job
Bad:  As a hooker
Ugly:  Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly:  She makes more money than you do
 
Good:  You’re son is dating someone new
Bad:  It’s another man
Ugly:  He’s you’re best friend
 
Good:  You’re wife is pregnant
Bad:  It’s triplets
Ugly:  You had a vasectomy five years ago

Responses

  1. Hihi. Phien ban nay hoi khac mot chut so voi cai anh dich trong Thien duong vui ve.

  2. oi chet cuoi anh oi

    Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
    Bad: She wants a divorce
    Ugly: She’s a lawyer

    Good: You’re son is dating someone new
    Bad: It’s another man
    Ugly: He’s you’re best friend


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